Holy crap is Joe Barton retarded.  Oh sorry, that's offensive to all retarded people.  And oil comes from trees!  My brain is just agape at all this ignorance, so much so I can't even form a proper response.  So I'll talk about a(nother) really weird dream again.

My high school volleyball coach invited everyone out to Kansas City MO for some reason, so we all got on a plane.  We met at the train station to get on the airplane.  Not, "we met at the train station to get to the airport to get on the plane," but the train was taking us to the plane.  So we got on the plane and we were talking about how we had to take the train there because planes don't go to Kansas City, Missouri WHILST WE WERE ON A PLANE.  Then it started shaking because of turbulence or something, but the pilot warned us of it before it started shaking because he was psychic or something.

I bought thirty-dollar boots!  It originally cost a hundred!  And I bought my mom's shoes too so I got a free tote bag at DSW.  The tote is nice, but it has a magnetic snap closure and I like zippers.  Also, I have too many shoes.  I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd have more than one pair of shoes.  That is, I've always scoffed at women who go shoe crazy like on Sex and or in or on the City.  I don't have A LOT a lot, but let's say like more than ten pairs, and a couple of them look really busted because I can't bear to throw them away 'cuz they haven't gotten any holes yet.  I would probably buy even more shoes if my feet weren't such humongous tugboats.  And poor.

I saw a pair of Pumas that looked really nice, but they cost $65; maybe they'll go into the clearance section soon, hint hint?  Ah, but I can't find it on DSW.com, that sucks.  I really hate when I see something on the site, but not in the store (understandable), but I hate even more when I see something in store, but not on the site.

(This entry had a lot more exclamation points before I edited it.  I've always hated exclamation points because they look so insincere.  In a OMIGOD I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!! sort of way.)

Here's how you can get the free tote bag, too:

 

You must become a DSW member first.

Anyway, good night.  I'm fucking tired.