Fuck you, Guideposts.  I never subscribed to your shitty-ass magazine.  And even if I accidentally did, I already called to cancelled my "subscription," not to invite more junk mail from you.  I don't care if you're inspirational or are the embodiment of the sweet Jesus/Allah/Buddha or are giving me free address labels (which are the shittiest with the fewest address labels out of all shitty, free address labels), I don't want your shit.  And I'm not fucking calling you again to tell you not to send stuff; that would probably be another confirmation that I exist at this address, and you'd send more crap my way.

I'm sick of getting your shit at least twice a week.  I don't want to buy your fucking inspirational books.  I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SHIT.  Actually, fine, send it, waste your fucking postage expenses sending it to me, I'm ignoring them and returning them to you.  I hope you report a net loss.  Fuck you.

In defense of Guideposts: OH NOOOO GUIDEPOSTS IS PROMOTING SPIRITUALITY IN ALL FAITHS!  HOW DARE THEY?!  ONLY CHRISTIANITY IS THE TRUE FAITH!  THEOLOGICAL FEMINISM IS WRONG!!  WHAT PLACE DO WOMEN HAVE IN CHRISTIANITY BESIDES BEGETTING ALL OUR CHILDREN????

Fuck you, everybody.  This patriarchal tripe, which they readily admit to (in that link), pisses me the fuck off.  Just because you think you have the right to, doesn't mean you can beat and rape women, or take advantage of them.  And just because the Bible said so (or seems to be saying so), doesn't mean you have to sit there and take it because you think you deserve it.

Fuck you, even though Guideposts is sending me garbage I don't want, at least they seem open-minded and accepting of everybody, not like your little tight-ass brainwashed anus mind.

Everyone sucks.  Fuck everyone.  I wish I had that Monty Brogan quote again.  Oh, here.